The Reasonablists

 Engage With Zorp!

Imagine your town was taken over by a cult. 

Now imagine this cult worshipped a giant fire-breathing volcano lizard,

 you wouldn't let it happen right? What kind of town would? 

Not too unexpected I guess; Pawnee was overtaken by a cult in the 70's.

And yes, they worshipped a giant fire-breathing volcano lizard named Zorp. 

It seems crazy that anyone would worship something so ridiculous sounding,

 especially when they know the origin of 'Zorp' 

came from the mind of a local hardware store owner, 

when he decided to write a book. 

But thats just the kind of place Pawnee is, 

crazy susceptible (Just like the Dean in Community! wrong show...). 

 Or It was probably too quiet that year in Pawnee, 

so they just let the whole thing spiral for the fun of it! 

If you're thinking- I wonder what this weird cult was like..... 

Well! no need to keep thinking!

 You can watch the 'end of the world' episode- Season 4 Episode 6. 

You'll get to see intimate footage of this strange group of people and how they react to what they believe is the- 'END OF THE WORLD' 

*Spoiler* They are super boring.  

They call themselves the 'Reasonablists', quite clever really, when people hear their 'title' they'll assume they're very reasonable- the opposite is true. 

The episode mentions how Ron actually grew up during the cult days,

 just made me think- what did Ron look like as a child? 

That's the real story here.
I must investigate.